Welcome - How It All Began

Sudsy McBubbles' name was spawned one night around a Texas Hold'em table. After drinking the better half of a handle of Jim Beam Black he went all in, swearing on his bait and tackle that Q, K, A, 2, 3 was a straight. When the table informed him that he was a effing moron he began to curse them and the horses they rode in on. The F-word was thrown out more times than you can shake a stick at. Finally, one of the females seeing this debacle told him he had a dirty mouth and should wash his mouth out with soap. And here is lesson number 1, never challenge drunken Sudsy McBubbles to anything. Sudsy saunted over to the sink, popped the top on the Palmolive, and took it to the face. After half his mouth was full of original scented, and 3,000 mile plus 10W40 tasting Palmolive he had the gall to stick his head under the faucet, take a gulp, and swish. After standing up he let the suds flow forth from his dirty mouth. Bewildered, his friends did not know if they should laugh or run for the hills.
This is the type of stories that will be told here.